I think I will get "the belt." You know...those belts you see runners wearing that hold gel packs, Luna bars, water bottles, cell phones...I don't know what else...epipens? first aid kits? I see those people and I think, "How far are you running? Are you running away?" I've enjoyed mocking them, but I have decided to join them. And I have a plan:
1) Belt contents:
2) Load belt: Fried chicken legs, 2 Modellos, spray water bottle;
3) Location: vacant lot around the corner (formerly known as The Lawn Center, formerly formerly known as place that guy got shot)
4) Plan: Head to lot, relax until chicken legs gone, spritz self with water (aka "fake sweat") and head home again.
3) Location: vacant lot around the corner (formerly known as The Lawn Center, formerly formerly known as place that guy got shot)
4) Plan: Head to lot, relax until chicken legs gone, spritz self with water (aka "fake sweat") and head home again.