mcDonalds on wednesdays

"Listen Ramon, i know you're just a teenager working the drive-thru,
but it's been an emotional morning at the nursing homes,
so lemme just tell you how this 'dipped cone' is going down:
The ice cream and cone parts just irritate me,
so you're going to hold that bucket of magic shell out the window, and i'm going to dip my fist in it. ...
Then I'm going to drive around the block and eat it.
You stay by the window, bc I'm going to come back and repeat this as many times as i need to until i feel better. Got it?"