worst nightmare #1

I HATE HATE HATE tight spaces.
our Wet n' Wild visit is imminent.
the kids keep asking why I won't ride any of the tunnel slides.
I have a recurring nightmare (pictured here).
no one at Wet n' Wild has been able to promise this can't happen....
and if it did, I feel sure I could fight my way out with the strength and adrenaline of a thousand angry mothers,
but do we really want that?
[not pictured: the 10 humans I'm standing on to fight my way out]
just look at that smug elephant. I hate him so.




 
 

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