clever humans: girls who probably know how to use "whom"

sometimes men are hard on women.
sometimes women are hard on women.
sometimes i am hard on women.

but not today.  today i want to tell you about some girls i love and respect and enjoy, because they are funny, smart, deep and a little weirdy and wordsmithy.  maybe you'll meet someone new whom you will love:

kelly oxford
 she's too cute not to love
her pants are on fire...because she's a liar...see what she did there?  clever plucky girl.
anyway, she's a mom, a great writer, hilarious to follow on social media and was weird and wordy even as a child who tried to bring star wars to the stage in her childhood neighborhood.  wonderful book.  she swears a lot though, so if you're fragile, either buck up or stay away.


maria bamford
i might inadvertantly be in love with her dog, but no matter...
if you have ever struggled with depression or worried that you were just a little weirder than most people, you should immediately go to youtube and watch episodes of The Maria Bamford Show.  the episodes are very short, hilarious, insightful and she plays EVERY role...because she's a small blonde savant WHOM you should love.


allie brosh

well, i realize this one too is a bit depressed and loves the f-word.  i see a pattern.  okay, i'm not going to warn you anymore about the profanity.  they all swear.  i only like women with sailory potty mouths.  she is a tiny genius and has written the funniest, but most accurate account of depression i have read.  besides that though, her blog and book include a million hilarious accounts and drawings that have nothing to do with suicide...so sunshine and unicorns and what not, right?  she does a LOT with a small amount of ink.  it's impressive.  this is a book that, if i can just get myself over to the table to pick it up on a bad day, will make me laugh out loud every single time.  you should keep it around like Maalox, just in case you need it.


there are other women i like, but i can't just sit around all day and blog.  netflix beckons.


3 comments:

  1. I adore Allie Brosh (Kenny Loggins story) as much as I adore using my wordsmith skillz for evil/inappropriate communication.

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  2. Thanks for the hot tips on the hot funny chicks. Just so happens that I was just watching episodes of Jerry's Clown Car of Comedians or whatever, the ones with Sarah Silverman and Tina Fey. Holy crap, Sarah Silverman was a hilarious revelation. So I'm riding this lane right along with you today. You, of course, remain my favorite clever girl.

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  3. i did not know about Giant Princess blog, but NOW i do! and Deedee, the Sarah Silverman episode made me love her so much...i didn't know how much i did.

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