You need more coverage. Enter, the skirted tankini. Now the bottom half of your suit won’t even resemble a swimsuit. In comparison however, the top half of the suit seems revealing. Could you be accused of being a “stumbling block?” Hey, this one looks like a tank top. Bingo. Now you won't even look like you came to swim; you'll look like a tennis player who maybe tripped and fell into the pool.
Disclaimer: our current pastor is not unusually hairy; he has an average about of body hair
(But I'm not saying that I've never had a hairy pastor).