My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nutella

poor pluto...i'm not sure whether i'm even allowed to capitalize you anymore:

like a cheerleader moved to the flagline;
a Coke traded for Chek;
a Target bought out by Walmart;
the quarterback turned waterboy;
HBO turned Lifetime;
any of the Kardashians;
the Homecoming Queen who gained 50 before the reunion;

i'm sorry to inform you that you are no longer tall enough to ride this roller coaster.

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